Funny things kids say

Me:  Little Man, why don’t you wear these cowboy boots?  I bet they fit you now.

Little Man:  I don’t want to.

Me:  Why not?

Little Man:  Because those are for hee-hawing.

 

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Me:  Can I help you with that?

Little Man:  Nope.  I have it all under the troll.

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7 thoughts on “Funny things kids say

  1. All under the troll, huh? I might have to steal that one. 😀 Only, I think I’ll adapt mine to refer to certain unpleasant family members I know. 🙂

    My five year old replaces “disappeared” with “disco- peared”. 🙂 It’s so cute, we don’t correct him.

    Thanks for the smiles.

    • I have a list in a journal somewhere of some of the funnier combinations my kids have come up with. And I’m with you; sometimes I don’t correct them.

  2. All under the troll, huh? I might have to steal that one. 😀 Only, I think I’ll adapt mine to refer to certain unpleasant family members I know. 🙂

    My five year old replaces “disappeared” with “disco- peared”. 🙂 It’s so cute, we don’t correct him.

    Thanks for the smiles.

  3. I LOVE these!! I never use “LOL” because I suspect that in most cases, people who use it did not actually laugh out loud. But when I read this, I actually did. Well, it was a snorting sort of laugh, but it was definitely out loud. 🙂

    • Haha! I don’t usually use LOL either, for the same reason. Thanks for laughing! And believe me, when I first heard these come out of his mouth, I laughed out loud, too, snorted even.

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