“I left my patience at home.”
“I’m over it.” Over what? “I’m over all this driving”
“Mommy, that’s the last hug you get” Why? “Because I stole all your hugs…. Weeelll, maybe I have a few more.”
(and from a three-and-a-half-year-old – Little Man’s little cousin)
“No, my dad goes to Thailand to fly with strangers.” His daddy has done mission work in Thailand.
“I got my flu shot at the animal clinic.” They take donated stuffed animals to a health clinic.
“You people are giving me a nervous breakdown.”